Required elements to play: deck of cards, about 5-7 idiots.
Rules: The dealer shuffles. Each card in the deck is worth a respective amount of "drinks" or swallows of beer. The 2 is worth two drinks up to the 10 being worth 10 drinks. The jack is 11, queen is 12, king is 13 and ace is 14. The player being dealt to then calls out suit. The dealer starts turning over cards until he flips one with the same suit as the player called. The player then drinks the number of drinks represented by that card. Then play moves to the next idiot. Now doesn't that sound
like fun? Play continues until people are messing themselves or can no longer call a suit out to play.