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Guy asks the bartender, do you have any entertainment? The bartender takes out a box and out pops a 12-inch high piano player. Wow says the guy, where did you get him. "Ask the genie at the end of the bar," he says.

"So the guy goes over there and whispers in the genie's ear and a 1000 ducks go flying by. "He must be hard of hearing" said the guy."

"Tell me about it," says the bartender. "Do you think I wanted a 12-inch PIANIST!"


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