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Mar 01, 2015

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Beer quotes

We've compiled a few our our favorite quotes about our favorite topic, and present them here at random. To view two more, hit the refresh button on your browser or click the link after the second quote. Keep clicking -- there are plenty.

A woman is a lot like beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother to get one.
  Source: Homer Simpson

 
 
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One pint of beer ... equals 1/2 college credit in philosophy.
  Source: Raymond Hankins

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