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"Best before" dates are nonsense. Most beers can only go downhill from the moment they leave the brewery. There are, though, important exceptions: the minority of beers that are designed to mature in the bottle. "Best before" dates do not do justice to them, either.
  Source: Michael Jackson

While beer brings gladness, don't forget
That water only makes you wet.
  Source: Larry Leon Wilson, The Spenders

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