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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
  Source: W.C. Fields

Way down south they had a jubilee,
Them Georgia folks, they had a jamboree.
They were drinking homebrew from a wooden cup,
The folks that were dancin' there got all shook up.
  Source: Chuck Berry - Rock 'n' Roll Music

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