Bubba and Bubba Jr. were driving down an Arkansas back road drinkin' some beers when they spotted a police roadblock ahead.
Bubba Jr. says: "Dad, are we gonna get caught drinking and driving agin?" Bubba pulls off the road and says: "No, son. Finish your beer, peel off the label and stick it on your forehead, stash the bottle under the seat and I'll do the talkin'"
They pull up to the roadblock and are stopped, the officer asks "You boyz been drinkin?"
"No," Bubba says, "We're on the patch!"