Nov 25, 2015



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A truck driver hauling a tractor trailer load of computers from the factory decides to stop in Sunnyvale for a beer. After parking his righe approaches a bar and sees a big sign on the door saying: "NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"

He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, say she smells sorta nerdy, and asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a beer.

As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around the corners of his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away.

Startled, the truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said, "Don't worry. The nerds are over populating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You don't even need a hunting license!"

So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants (CPAs) and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen.

He can't let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his shotgun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.

A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the cars creaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season?"

"Yes they are," said the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em."


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