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A man walks into a bar just outside of Lincoln, Nebraska, and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a joke about how stupid the Nebraska football team is?
The bartender tells the man that he wouldn't mind hearing the joke but that he needs to point out a couple of people to him that are in the bar. The bartender then points to a HUGE man seated at one end of the bar and explains that this guy was an All-America offensive lineman for Nebraska last season. The bartender then points out another HUGE man seated at a table near the bar and explains that he was a Nebraska Linebacker a couple of years ago. Then the bartender tells the man that he himself was a quarterback for Nebraska several years ago and that he had a baseball bat behind bar.
The bartender then asks the man if he still wanted to tell his joke and the man replied, "Heck no, I don't want to have to explain it three times!
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