Category: Miscellaneous Mish-Mosh of Icebreakers

RULE ONE: If anyone, at any time, for any reason, believes in, supports, or likes a person, place, or idea, it's only because they haven't uncovered the fundamental contradictions underlying it and you are allowed to laugh at them because they are less Jaded than you.

QUALIFICATION ONE: If everyone disbelieves in, attacks, or dislikes a person, place, or idea, it's only because they haven't uncovered the fundamental contradictions underlying that disbelief, and you may support that person, place, or idea, and you are allowed to laugh at the other players because they are less perceptive than you.

COROLLARY: Anyone who explains the rules is an annoying fuck.

Have a drink.