Nevermind........

[maltyapples]

If you leave Santa a cookie, he leaves you presents. If you leave him a beer, what will he leave behind I wonder?

[gestyr]

Originally Posted by maltyapples

If you leave Santa a cookie, he leaves you presents. If you leave him a beer, what will he leave behind I wonder?

An empty bottle and 15lbs of pale malt.

[maltyapples]

Originally Posted by gestyr

An empty bottle and 15lbs of pale malt.

Lol, with a note that says "same time next year" ?

[skahtboi]

Teacher says "every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

[beerboogie]

Originally Posted by maltyapples

If you leave Santa a cookie, he leaves you presents. If you leave him a beer, what will he leave behind I wonder?

That is an interesting question. If you leave santa a cookie I'm sure he would eat it but if you left him a budweiser you better watch out, I'm telling you why santa does't fly on bud tonight.....well not budweiser

[wortchillergoal]

When coal is in short supply, Santa leaves Bud Lite in stockings of those who have been bad.

[gestyr]

Originally Posted by wortchillergoal

When coal is in short supply, Santa leaves Bud Lite in stockings of those who have been bad.

I must have been pretty good, then. He left me a six-pack of Mad Elf!

[skahtboi]

What I got for Christmas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L6Dpq5kY_A

[gestyr]

It's better than bad, it's good!

[wortchillergoal]

Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left
The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"

[wortchillergoal]

A bar opened opposite a church! The church prayed daily against the business... Days later the bar was struck by lightning and caught fire.
Bar owner sued the church authorities for the cause, as an action by their prayer..The church denied all responsibility!
So, the judge commented,
" its difficult to decide the case because here we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and an entire church that doesn't believe in it.!!!

[skahtboi]

Why did the chicken commit suicide?















To get to the other side.

[gestyr]

Why did the punk cross the road?













He had a chicken stapled to his face!

[skahtboi]

Why did the chicken cross the road?











To prove to the opossum that it could actually be done.

[beerboogie]

if a chicken crossed the road,














would anybody hit it?