Nevermind........ - Page 103

fretlessman71 · #**1531** 09-27-2005, 11:24 PM

Q: Are We Not Men?

janna · #**1532** 09-28-2005, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BluesHarp
...do they think they are us??

"...and a birkie shall lead them"

As said before, it's a simple matter of semantics. The word doesn't matter. We are what we are, sandals, giraffes, humans or yeast! We ARE..............

In any case, the simple fact remains that however we define ourselves, we are BEER LOVERS. That's all that maters, at the end of the peach. Oops - I'm sorry! In this Universe that's "at the end of the day"!. Sorry.............. this Universe to Universe jumping and the resulting/varrying lingo throws me off sometiomes, hahaha!

beerboogie · #**1533** 09-28-2005, 09:03 AM

A: we are devo

chazwicke · #**1534** 09-28-2005, 09:51 AM

My analyst told me that I was crazy.
that I was right out of my head.

Seymour · #**1535** 09-28-2005, 11:30 AM

Guy walks into his analyst's office, wearing nothing but cling wrap. Analyst says, "Clearly, I can see you're nuts."

beerboogie · #**1536** 09-28-2005, 11:59 AM

I told my analyst that I use nevermind as therapy,he responded by saying "I see" then he wrote something down on his note pad.

HarkJohnny · #**1537** 09-28-2005, 12:03 PM

no more mean muggin! fool!

Seymour · #**1538** 09-28-2005, 12:23 PM

First ten years of my life, I thought my name was "Sayfool". My mama'd come out on the back porch and yell out, "Say, fool!"

chazwicke · #**1539** 09-28-2005, 12:56 PM

brynzkrit6r

HarkJohnny · #**1540** 09-28-2005, 04:01 PM

you'll never find the answer in the bottom of an empty glass. So fill 'er up and keep looking!

hmmm.... I think that has to be my new sig.

beerboogie · #**1541** 09-28-2005, 04:44 PM

um zip zap

hopjack13 · #**1542** 09-28-2005, 06:40 PM

so adams sitting in the garden of eden , and he sees the rabbits, deer and even the birds all have a mate. so he asks god "did you forget me? all the animals have mates and i am all alone?" and god said "adam, im going to make you a woman! she is going to be obedient, submissive, understanding, loyal , comforting, intelligent and absolutely beautiful!"
"wow, thats great" adam says, "what this going to cost me ?"
"well" god says,"see thats the thing, it's going to cost you an arm and a leg."
so adam thinks about it for a while and replies " thats kind of steep, what can i get for a rib?"

mdblu1 · #**1543** 09-28-2005, 08:08 PM

It's two, two, two mints in one!

P-Train · #**1544** 09-28-2005, 10:11 PM

...at the old ball game.

P-Train · #**1545** 09-28-2005, 11:02 PM

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