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09-26-2005, 05:41 PM
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Waiter, there appears to be a nevermind in my computer.
09-26-2005, 06:00 PM
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Originally posted by wortchillergoal The pages of this thread keep piling up like dirty socks in God's laundry hamper.
God doesn't wear socks.He wears sandals.
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09-26-2005, 06:12 PM
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...And then there was the one about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog.
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09-26-2005, 07:07 PM
beer brewing goalie
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Originally posted by ontap78 God doesn't wear socks.He wears sandals.
Don't old men wear socks with their sandals?
09-26-2005, 10:57 PM
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does that mean we are made in the image of a sandal?
09-27-2005, 03:07 AM
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Sandals
We are, in fact sandals. It's a simple matter of semantics. As humans do, those who read the Universal Lexicon thousands of years ago misinterpreted the word............... as a result we think we're human when in fact we're sandals.
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09-27-2005, 07:31 AM
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That would explain the odor.
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09-27-2005, 10:27 AM
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Originally posted by wortchillergoal Don't old men wear socks with their sandals?
Whats wrong with that?!
09-27-2005, 11:31 AM
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Originally posted by beerboogie does that mean we are made in the image of a sandal?
We must follow the shoe!!
No, no!! We must follow the gourd!!
HERETIC!! Stone him!!
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09-27-2005, 01:29 PM
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Originally posted by Seymour We must follow the shoe!!
All I said was that the beef roast was so good you could serve it to Jehovah
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09-27-2005, 01:37 PM
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Originally posted by ontap78 All I said was that the beef roast was so good you could serve it to Jehovah
Worse? 'Ow could it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah!!
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09-27-2005, 04:09 PM
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the righteous and the wicked
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09-27-2005, 06:44 PM
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The quick and the dead.
09-27-2005, 07:31 PM
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Just for fun, go into a public restroom and scotch tape the toilet paper.
09-27-2005, 10:59 PM
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Re: Sandals
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Originally posted by janna We are, in fact sandals. It's a simple matter of semantics. As humans do, those who read the Universal Lexicon thousands of years ago misinterpreted the word............... as a result we think we're human when in fact we're sandals.
...do they think they are us??
"...and a birkie shall lead them"
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