Would you date Demi Moore?

[thebeershirtguy]

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It is an answer only you know but she gives me a rash.

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[hopjack13]

hey if you get some micro brewery shirts this is the place,
im not sure if your going to sell too many macro shirts here.
but i may want a hamms shirt just to wear (ooops) to the next brew festival , just so i can come off as an arrogant bastard , it should attract quite a bit of attention:p

[thebeershirtguy]

Thanks for the feedback. I figured that may be the case. I would really like to start selling micro-stuff. I should be getting some Sprecher stuff and possibly some Lakefront Brewery stuff from my supplier in Milwaukee. Nothing better than Lakefront East Side Dark.

I would like to have a section of my site dedicated to Micro's to showcase that other beers do exist. If anyone wants to convert those drinking the swill of the big guys contact me or point me in the right direction to get contacts with some of your favorite Micro's.

The Beer Shirt Guy

[HeadPro]

Do you sell beer club shirts? We currently use Cafepress for our shirts but would like to look at a more competative price. Our site is www.tpbda.com

[brewmonkey]

Demi Moore could give me a rash any day of the week and twice on Saturday.

[brewzhound]

too skinny -- I'd rather check out your shirts.

[skahtboi]

Originally posted by brewmonkey
Demi Moore could give me a rash any day of the week and twice on Saturday.

I agree with you brewmonkey. However, if you are over 30, then like me you are probably too old for her! ;)

[brewmonkey]

Originally posted by skahtboi
I agree with you brewmonkey. However, if you are over 30, then like me you are probably too old for her! ;)

Yea, the age thing will get me.

[bierboy]

Originally posted by brewmonkey
Demi Moore could give me a rash any day of the week and twice on Saturday.

Amen!

[Jarod]

Sad that you might have to do stuff like this for advertisement. I understand that this is a beer website, but it seems kind of sad to have your first postings reflect something that you are selling. Talk about trolling.

[chazwicke]

Originally posted by hopjack13
hey if you get some micro brewery shirts this is the place,
im not sure if your going to sell too many macro shirts here.
but i may want a hamms shirt just to wear (ooops) to the next brew festival , just so i can come off as an arrogant bastard , it should attract quite a bit of attention:p


Thats funny! I once wore a Fort Worth Stockyards T shirt depicting a steer to a PETA concert on the national mall. I now realize I was taking my life into my hands when I asked some of them if they brought a habachi. They were scary and had no sense of humor. Oh well.

[threecb]

Originally posted by chazwicke
Thats funny! I once wore a Fort Worth Stockyards T shirt depicting a steer to a PETA concert on the national mall. I now realize I was taking my life into my hands when I asked some of them if they brought a habachi. They were scary and had no sense of humor. Oh well.

Now THAT's Funny!

That's like going to any Philly sporting event wearing the other team's jersey! Or going to my Monday night Coors-Light-Swillin' dart league wearing my Arrogant Bastard "Fizzy Yellow Beer is for Wussies" shirt...

[chazwicke]

You are certainly right about Philly. Being a Redskins fan I have seen it first hand. Why they would act like that is beyond me. Especially since the truth is that EVERYONE is a Redskin fan. I know that many prefer to keep this fact a secret and may publicly deny it but it is true just the same!

[threecb]

Yeah, and I'm a Devils fan. Luckily my wife was with me the game that I went to. If it was me and a buddy, we might not made it outta the FU center alive (I think FU (first union) was waaayyy more appropriate than Wachovia center!)

(Sallad, if you're reading, no offense!)

Now, back to the beer...at least this off-topic post is in a topic that's not very topical in regards to real beer!

[Herb Ninja]

going to my Monday night Coors-Light-Swillin' dart league wearing my Arrogant Bastard "Fizzy Yellow Beer is for Wussies" shirt...

:D that would be classic. This thread would suck if it werent for the cool members here like you. Actually.... nothing can save this thread, i'm with jarod -> Troll.

[sallad]

(Sallad, if you're reading, no offense!)

none taken! ;) i agree that FU center was a better name, oh well just another huge monopoly taking over. just remember- philly is the city of brotherly love. but if you aren't one of the brothers, we hate ya!!

and next time you're in the area, go to the nothern liberties section of the city, around 2nd and poplar. some great bars offering cask-conditioned local micros, plus a good selection of real ales on tap. the standard tap, the 700, and the abbaye to name a few.

[hopjack13]

and you could walk in wearing a hamms shirt!:p
i once wore a shirt that said "if a@#holes could fly this place would be an airport!" actually wore it to the airport, didn't go over real well with my mother sence i was there to pick her up. sure got a lot of attention though.

[fretlessman71]

Originally posted by Jarod
Sad that you might have to do stuff like this for advertisement. I understand that this is a beer website, but it seems kind of sad to have your first postings reflect something that you are selling. Talk about trolling.

I disagree... I applaud thebeershirtguy for making his post in this thread and this thread ONLY. Remember the guy who wanted everyone to go to his website so he could sell us pint glasses for $6? He posted EVERYWHERE! We finally had to kick him off!

[threecb]

hey fret!

ya passed 400! congrats...

if only work wouldn't get in the way of this board!

[hopjack13]

Originally posted by fretlessman71
I disagree... I applaud thebeershirtguy for making his post in this thread and this thread ONLY. Remember the guy who wanted everyone to go to his website so he could sell us pint glasses for $6? He posted EVERYWHERE! We finally had to kick him off!

that just means he was trolling modestly, no applauds here.
still if you have your own company , advertise for free where you can.

[chazwicke]

Originally posted by threecb
Now THAT's Funny!

That's like going to any Philly sporting event wearing the other team's jersey! Or going to my Monday night Coors-Light-Swillin' dart league wearing my Arrogant Bastard "Fizzy Yellow Beer is for Wussies" shirt...

I need to start throwing darts again. I have a Winmau Blade board at home and one here in the office. I need to hang the one here up again. We used to play almost every night after 5:00. I never was very good but it was fun. throw a couple of three games and let the traffic die down before leaving.

[threecb]

I'm not really that good, either. It's a casual league, not really competitive. It's a nice night out and keeps me in weekly contact with my brother, which is nice...

[brewmonkey]

When I first met my wife we were in a dart leauge. We used to throw two nights a week, but then the other members of the team moved away and we were never able to find good replacements. Sadly only soft tip darts are allowed around here, so you had to play on one of the cheesy bar dart machines.

We bought my son a dart board last year for Christmas, I spent the next several months patching small holes in the plaster around the house (my house is 100+ years old).

[Jose]

To answer the original question... If she wasn't taken by Ashton Kutcher and i didn't have a gf, then of course I'd date Demi Moore. Are you kidding? Then again I'm a canidate for anti-viagra if they ever make it.

Also I have a legitamate question. How would you rate BJ's Pizzeria loacted all over the southwest of the US as a Microbrewery?

-Jose

[fretlessman71]

I have a response to the non-legitimate question... Am I the only heterosexual male on the planet who thinks that Demi Moore is terribly plain? She's in shape, she has nice hair... and NOTHING after that. I don't get it! Catherine Zeta-Jones? Sure, she's good looking... Demi? Nope.

If I ever find myself in the SW and I get to a BJ's I'll let you know.

[chazwicke]

I don't really get off on Julia Roberts. So I think I know how you feel about Demi.

I had dinner in a brewpub in San Diego that had pizza as its main dish. Don't think it was BJs though.

[barley ben]

Pizza brewpubs.... I've heard several mentionings of different ones. Are these commom all over? I have never see one in my life. Guess I live in the wrong state.

[fretlessman71]

Originally posted by chazwicke
I don't really get off on Julia Roberts. So I think I know how you feel about Demi.

Ditto! Same with Claudia Schiffer and Jennifer Garner. Nice body; plain face.

[skahtboi]

Originally posted by fretlessman71
I have a response to the non-legitimate question... Am I the only heterosexual male on the planet who thinks that Demi Moore is terribly plain? She's in shape, she has nice hair... and NOTHING after that. I don't get it! Catherine Zeta-Jones? Sure, she's good looking... Demi? Nope.

If I ever find myself in the SW and I get to a BJ's I'll let you know.

I, on the other hand, though Demi was hot when she was a youngster in such films as "Blame it on Rio" and "St. Elmo's Fire." This was long before the plastic surgeons, fake boobs and personal trainers entered the scene to help her in her battle to fight gravity and aging. There is something about her persona. Plus, she has a sexy voice!

[thewiz]

Originally posted by fretlessman71
I have a response to the non-legitimate question... Am I the only heterosexual male on the planet who thinks that Demi Moore is terribly plain? She's in shape, she has nice hair... and NOTHING after that. I don't get it! Catherine Zeta-Jones? Sure, she's good looking... Demi? Nope.


Yeah, but would you **** her?

lol

[danno]

Originally posted by skahtboi
I, on the other hand, though Demi was hot when she was a youngster in such films as "Blame it on Rio" and "St. Elmo's Fire." This was long before the plastic surgeons, fake boobs and personal trainers entered the scene to help her in her battle to fight gravity and aging. There is something about her persona. Plus, she has a sexy voice! wasn't she like 14 in "blame it on rio"? I just remember that movie creeping me out with the whole Lolita thing going on. nobody better than Michael Caine in the "leering old guy" genre...

Brewmonkey, I too met my wife playing darts. I'm one of those wussy soft tip players, used to be pretty good, took 4th place in a MN state contest in division 1 cricket about 100 years ago, (ok, 10, just seems that long ago)...

[chazwicke]

I think Mia Kirshner is hot in the new Showtime series "The L Word"

[skahtboi]

Originally posted by danno
wasn't she like 14 in "blame it on rio"?

Probably, but then again so was I.

Brewmonkey, I too met my wife playing darts. I'm one of those wussy soft tip players, used to be pretty good, took 4th place in a MN state contest in division 1 cricket about 100 years ago, (ok, 10, just seems that long ago)...

Was this "real" Cricket, or that American version where you can take anything you happen to hit? I like the standard, original version of the game where you have to close 20's to move to 19's...etc.

Needless to say, I too am a dart player from way back!

[fretlessman71]

Originally posted by thewiz
Yeah, but would you **** her?

lol
I know you're only kidding, but if you really need an answer to that question, you need only look at my 10.5 of a wife... :D

[Fast_Eddy]

Originally posted by fretlessman71
I know you're only kidding, but if you really need an answer to that question, you need only look at my 10.5 of a wife...

My wife goes to 11.

[fretlessman71]

Couldn't you just get a louder one and turn HER up to ten? ;) (Sorry... couldn't resist...)

[Fast_Eddy]

Originally posted by fretlessman71
Couldn't you just get a louder one and turn HER up to ten? ;) (Sorry... couldn't resist...)

Errr....yeah...but you see she goes to 11. Plus she still got the old tagger on her.....and lots of resonance.....I can go out for a bite and come back and she's still like "Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!"

[fretlessman71]

Hey... don't touch her... don't even look at her! ;)

[Fast_Eddy]

And she's got an armadillo in her trousers.....errr....wait, scratch that.

[fretlessman71]

I'M not scratching ANYTHING in your wife's trousers... or yours either, for that matter!

[Fast_Eddy]

Originally posted by fretlessman71
I'M not scratching ANYTHING in your wife's trousers... or yours either, for that matter!

Touche!! Wonder if anyone else has the faintest idea what we're talking about?

[threecb]

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever..."

[chazwicke]

Originally posted by Fast_Eddy
Touche!! Wonder if anyone else has the faintest idea what we're talking about?

Big Bottom
Big Bottom
Talk about Mudflaps
My gals got 'em

That answer your Question?

[chazwicke]

The Rutles parody of the Beatles was great too. And all the songs were excellent. Eric Idle and Neil Innis.

[Fast_Eddy]

Originally posted by chazwicke
Big Bottom
Big Bottom
Talk about Mudflaps
My gals got 'em

That answer your Question?

Yes and now I'm off to listen to some barbershop raga.