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duncanBpong
06-04-2005, 12:19 PM
Whatsup beer lovers,

Duncan from Bpong.com (http://www.bpong.com) here.

First off, I would like to extend my appreciation to Realbeer.com for creating this first-class site and this first-class forum. Secondly, I would like to talk to you today about that most venerable of drinking games, that most skillful, most competitive of games, and of course here I am referring to Beer Pong.

Now! Some of you may not have heard of the game "Beer Pong". It is sometimes known as Beirut, or even Beer Bowling, but to say that this game is epic is an understatement of understatements, of understatements, et cetera. Where have you been? We (bpong.com (http://www.bpong.com)), looked around the web one day and realized that this game had no true representation. She had no place which she could call home, on the internet. Thus, in 2001, we took up that most honored of mantles.

Furthermore! We noticed when we were in college, that although we had many friends at far away schools, playing pong over the phone was just not adequate. Many a cell phone was lost to a befouled reracking. We searched for a solution, but there was none to be found! Our only recourse was to take drastic action, and thus, was the Multiplayer Beer Pong Online Game porn. I mean... born.

Now! You can play pong against anyone, anywhere, anytime! In class, at work, at home, in the library (Note: most libraries are strictly BYOB). Plus it's got real physics not some Flash simulated crap. We got rim jobs, we got bounce shots. We got tight formation, spread formation, random rack, six cup, ten cup, twelve cup, overtime. Hell, you hit the pitcher and you score points. If you can find better pong anywhere else... fuck it! uh, wait that's not right.. Well, don't worry, because you wont. What more could you ask for?

Check it out: http://www.bpong.com/game

And for you soloists out there, you know who you are, the shameless champions of five against one, we also have a Single-Player Online Game. Don't worry, daddy still loves you. Check it: (at the bottom) http://www.bpong.com/game

unkle bik
06-07-2005, 11:48 AM
I thought this dude and his silly site got canned outahere?:eek:

HogieWan
06-07-2005, 11:52 AM
that post is from a few days ago - I don't think he's coming back

rogerdoct
08-14-2005, 11:41 AM
:rolleyes: Beer Pong is weak! Quarters is the real beer drinking mans game!
Roger "Doc".