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Redbird Fan
05-19-2003, 02:23 PM
Post a funny pick-up line - you know they kind you would use while having a good brew:

My entry:

You daddy must have been a baker to put out a pair of buns like that.
fidcastro
05-19-2003, 03:34 PM
Butthead to Stewardess:

I've got a beer...
Want some?
Redbird Fan
05-19-2003, 03:52 PM
"wanna go halves on a baby."
brewmonkey
05-19-2003, 04:59 PM
Nice shoes, wanna F*#k?
Fast_Eddy
05-19-2003, 05:12 PM
Hey baby you look just like my sister. :D
hopjack13
05-19-2003, 05:37 PM
nice pants! can i talk you out of them?
b3s
05-19-2003, 05:43 PM
say, didn't we go to different high schools together?
brewmonkey
05-19-2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by Fast_Eddy
Hey baby you look just like my sister. :D

Ouch! I don't think you can get any more wrong then that.....
b3s
05-19-2003, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Fast_Eddy
Hey baby you look just like my sister. :D

has somebody been watching the cowboy way?

pepper lewis said, after grabbing a lady's butt
you look just like my sister, 'cept she ain't stuckup!
Fast_Eddy
05-19-2003, 07:50 PM
That one always gets a reaction.....
Redbird Fan
05-19-2003, 10:07 PM
"One way or another I'm going to have you tonight, you might as well be there."
b3s
05-19-2003, 10:22 PM
just play jimmy buffet's why don't we get drunk and screw on the juker.
dcunited81
05-20-2003, 11:35 AM
just grab for a tag on the back of the ladies shirt, when she turns around just say... sorry hun, I was just looking for instructions on how to get these off!!
Redbird Fan
05-20-2003, 01:43 PM
"Are those space pants? because your as* is out of this world."
BluesHarp
05-20-2003, 07:01 PM
Is it hot in here...or is it just you ?
Fast_Eddy
05-20-2003, 07:19 PM
This face leaves at 3 o'clock....be on it.
hopjack13
05-20-2003, 08:17 PM
im no fred flintstone but i can sure as hell make your bed rock!
or, and this ones corny but i used it on my wife anyway.
you gatta be jamacian baby cuz ja makin me crazy!
dcunited81
05-20-2003, 10:11 PM
here's another good one guys and gals.... are you an angel? Cause god knows I must be in heaven!!
Bacchus
05-21-2003, 11:24 AM
Oh come on guys, is that the best you can do?

Asked some girlfriends yesterday...I liked this one:

"How many drinks do I have to buy you to make me look interesting?"

or

"You look a bit down tonight, mind if I pick you up?"
Redbird Fan
05-21-2003, 11:38 AM
"You must be tired? You've been running through my mind all night."
steveh
05-21-2003, 01:36 PM
Pick-up lines aren't my bag, I've always just been a "Hi, my name's Steve and I can't believe the unusual style you show for drinking such good beer, can I buy you another?" sort of guy. But I've always wanted to use the Seinfeld line, "So...do you date immature guys?" Of course, the girl in that episode replys, "Almost exclusively!" ;)

S.
fretlessman71
05-23-2003, 10:17 AM
"Are you wearing chrome underwear? Because I can see myself in them!" :rolleyes:

Lawsey, WHY did I waste my time... ohhhhhh......
Daren
05-23-2003, 05:07 PM
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
fretlessman71
05-23-2003, 06:48 PM
Thanks for the offer, Daren, but I don't swing that way... OHHH! It's just an example.... DUH....:D
hopjack13
05-23-2003, 11:41 PM
you must work for fed ex girl cuz i could've sworn i saw you checkin out my package:rolleyes:
wortchillergoal
07-01-2003, 05:27 PM
Compared to you, Demi Moore is just dust on the dresser.
sallad
07-02-2003, 08:38 AM
"that outfit looks great on you; it would look even better on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning"

or

"hey, you got any italian in you? want some?"
wortchillergoal
07-05-2003, 07:26 PM
This is a seal the deal line:

I put the seat down.
Beerconnoisseur
08-18-2003, 12:34 AM
What's a naughty girl like you doing in a nice place like this? (The bigger the dive, the better). :)
Jeff
08-18-2003, 08:50 AM
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Be prepared for a slap to the face after that one.
Brownbeard
08-18-2003, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Jeff
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Be prepared for a slap to the face after that one.

Oh my god! I just laughed out loud with a customer on the phone.

The one I used on my wife:
Say bad momma, who's your daddy tonight?
If you find the girl that goes for that one, marry her.
michaewa
09-18-2003, 07:51 PM
Hi, my name's *insert your name here*. That is the name you'll be screaming later tonight.

I knew a guy who used most of the lines posted here and got away with it. He had a funny variation on the chrome britches one, he said 'Do you wash your pants in windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them.'
pourme
10-11-2003, 08:29 PM
hey babe u want to play tiger. bend over and ill throw u the meat
hopjack13
10-13-2003, 04:49 PM
lets play army, i'll lay down and you can just blow the hell out of me!