Pick-up lines

[Redbird Fan]

Post a funny pick-up line - you know they kind you would use while having a good brew:

My entry:

You daddy must have been a baker to put out a pair of buns like that.

[fidcastro]

Butthead to Stewardess:

I've got a beer...
Want some?

[Redbird Fan]

"wanna go halves on a baby."

[brewmonkey]

Nice shoes, wanna F*#k?

[Fast_Eddy]

Hey baby you look just like my sister. :D

[hopjack13]

nice pants! can i talk you out of them?

[b3s]

say, didn't we go to different high schools together?

[brewmonkey]

Originally posted by Fast_Eddy
Hey baby you look just like my sister. :D

Ouch! I don't think you can get any more wrong then that.....

[b3s]

Originally posted by Fast_Eddy
Hey baby you look just like my sister. :D

has somebody been watching the cowboy way?

pepper lewis said, after grabbing a lady's butt
you look just like my sister, 'cept she ain't stuckup!

[Fast_Eddy]

That one always gets a reaction.....

[Redbird Fan]

"One way or another I'm going to have you tonight, you might as well be there."

[b3s]

just play jimmy buffet's why don't we get drunk and screw on the juker.

[dcunited81]

just grab for a tag on the back of the ladies shirt, when she turns around just say... sorry hun, I was just looking for instructions on how to get these off!!

[Redbird Fan]

"Are those space pants? because your as* is out of this world."

[BluesHarp]

Is it hot in here...or is it just you ?

[Fast_Eddy]

This face leaves at 3 o'clock....be on it.

[hopjack13]

im no fred flintstone but i can sure as hell make your bed rock!
or, and this ones corny but i used it on my wife anyway.
you gatta be jamacian baby cuz ja makin me crazy!

[dcunited81]

here's another good one guys and gals.... are you an angel? Cause god knows I must be in heaven!!

[Bacchus]

Oh come on guys, is that the best you can do?

Asked some girlfriends yesterday...I liked this one:

"How many drinks do I have to buy you to make me look interesting?"

or

"You look a bit down tonight, mind if I pick you up?"

[Redbird Fan]

"You must be tired? You've been running through my mind all night."

[steveh]

Pick-up lines aren't my bag, I've always just been a "Hi, my name's Steve and I can't believe the unusual style you show for drinking such good beer, can I buy you another?" sort of guy. But I've always wanted to use the Seinfeld line, "So...do you date immature guys?" Of course, the girl in that episode replys, "Almost exclusively!" ;)

S.

[fretlessman71]

"Are you wearing chrome underwear? Because I can see myself in them!" :rolleyes:

Lawsey, WHY did I waste my time... ohhhhhh......

[Daren]

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

[fretlessman71]

Thanks for the offer, Daren, but I don't swing that way... OHHH! It's just an example.... DUH....:D

[hopjack13]

you must work for fed ex girl cuz i could've sworn i saw you checkin out my package:rolleyes:

[wortchillergoal]

Compared to you, Demi Moore is just dust on the dresser.

[sallad]

"that outfit looks great on you; it would look even better on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning"

or

"hey, you got any italian in you? want some?"

[wortchillergoal]

This is a seal the deal line:

I put the seat down.

[Beerconnoisseur]

What's a naughty girl like you doing in a nice place like this? (The bigger the dive, the better). :)

[Jeff]

If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Be prepared for a slap to the face after that one.

[Brownbeard]

Originally posted by Jeff
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Be prepared for a slap to the face after that one.

Oh my god! I just laughed out loud with a customer on the phone.

The one I used on my wife:
Say bad momma, who's your daddy tonight?
If you find the girl that goes for that one, marry her.

[michaewa]

Hi, my name's *insert your name here*. That is the name you'll be screaming later tonight.

I knew a guy who used most of the lines posted here and got away with it. He had a funny variation on the chrome britches one, he said 'Do you wash your pants in windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them.'

[pourme]

hey babe u want to play tiger. bend over and ill throw u the meat

[hopjack13]

lets play army, i'll lay down and you can just blow the hell out of me!