The Ultimate Pub Crawl

[Bruno_78]

Well, I've finally done it. I've finally (three months later) compiled all of my notes from my northeastern motorcycle trip. It's soon to be on the NY Times Best Sellers list, be one of the elite to say, "I saw it on Realbeer.com".

Ultimate Pub Crawl (http://www.freewebs.com/sbbw/ultimatepubcrawl.htm)

*new york times is probably a little optimistic. But maybe one of the beer rags will pick it up and pay me a bunch of money!

[threecb]

Nicely documented trip. A real "Travels with Barley" feel to it!

[Bruno_78]

Is that a book name? If not, I want to use it!

[threecb]

It's a take-off on "Travels with Charley" (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/bookSearch/isbnInquiry.asp?sourceid=00387615288326606799&ISBN=0140053204&bfdate=11-11-2004+08:13:04) , a John Steinbeck book.

[Bruno_78]

Ahh, so it's YOUR play on words? If I used it, do I have to pay you royalties?

[threecb]

Uhhh, yeah! Royalties. That's it!
I'll draw up the contract right now.;)

edit> I knew it couldn't be THAT original (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4134803) .
oh, well...

[Bruno_78]

Damn, that's a good name though.

Maybe I could contact the publisher and do "volume 2"

[fretlessman71]

How about "Hops and Hogs"? Just a random thought...

[Bruno_78]

Ooooh, I like that too!

[fretlessman71]

Use it if you want. You don't even have to pay me any royalties. I'll just save what I'm NOT paying to CB for her lack of explanation re: "paint store". :D

[Bruno_78]

That's alright, I couldn't pay you much anyway. A large percentage of nothing is still nothing.

Sayings that I like:

"i started out with nothing, and I still have some left"

"i had a wife once, but her husband came and got her"

LOL, That stuff cracks me up!

[fretlessman71]

How about "What part of 'nothing' don't you understand?" :)

[Bruno_78]

Usually? I don't understand NONE of it!

[fretlessman71]

This is another double negative crack, isn't it? :p

[Bruno_78]

I've never seen a negative crack, let alone one I didn't like!