Beer and haiku poetry mix

[masterpoet]

Just for fun you might want to check out http://www.beerhaiku.com

write some poetry and buy a double beer butt roaster....if you are into that kind of thing.

[Herb Ninja]

Late night is beer time
Its my favorite dessert
This round is on me

[chazwicke]

Very good Herb and welcome to the board Masterpoet.

[azproducer]

I heard about a steer that drank 12 beers,
He turned into a queer and started sleeping with Male Deer,
His mom said, "Get over here so I can poke you in the rear", he said, "Mom, you forgot I'm a queer, I like being poked in the rear!"



Not very funny, but I had nothing better to write!













Brian
http://www.happy-hour.com

[fretlessman71]

It's not a haiku,
But welcome to the beer boards!
Better luck next time..... :)

[brewmonkey]

Beer is my good friend
It will never let me down
unlike my ex wife

[Grog]

Mmm, beer, Mmm, beer, Mmm
Glug, Glug, Yum, Yum, Yum, Glug, Glug
mmmmm, BEER, mmmmm, BEER, mmmmm.

It sounds better with a progressive trance beat in the background or if performed by Buddist Monks.

-G-

[fretlessman71]

How's this:

doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-
doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-
chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon..... ;)

[Bruno_78]

Originally posted by fretlessman71
How's this:

doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-
doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-
chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon-chick-a-doon..... ;)


What the heck is that?

[fretlessman71]

It's a progressive trance beat! :)

Oh, wait... maybe it's the disco house beat... I get them confused!

[brewmonkey]

Originally posted by Bruno_78
What the heck is that?

Sound track to a 70's porno would be my guess...

[Stodbrew]

Originally posted by brewmonkey
Sound track to a 70's porno would be my guess...



Good old fashioned porn
Ron Jeremy is my idol
big old beer belly

[tarapin]

A flower blooms
beer, my love for you will never die
It's spring again

I can almost hear you all snapping...lol

[brewmonkey]

Originally posted by tarapin
A flower blooms
beer, my love for you will never die
It's spring again

I can almost hear you all snapping...lol

4/9/4???

[Bruno_78]

Originally posted by brewmonkey
Sound track to a 70's porno would be my guess...

That would be:

doon-chick-a-doont-doon


Not that I would know.

[tarapin]

Originally posted by brewmonkey
4/9/4???

I tend to do my own thing. I guess writing was never my strong point. ;)

[brewmonkey]

Originally posted by tarapin
I tend to do my own thing. I guess writing was never my strong point. ;)

It must be a Long Island thing...

Oh wait, that would be me too.

[fretlessman71]

Originally posted by Stodbrew
Good old fashioned porn
Ron Jeremy is my idol
big old beer belly

HAIKU FOUL - 5/8/5 is NOT allowed. *sigh*

[Stodbrew]

OK, then--



Good old fashioned porn
Ron Jeremy my idol
Big ol' beer belly


Is that better?

[fretlessman71]

Well, yeah... structurally, anyway. :rolleyes:

[Herb Ninja]

Flavorful liquid
Alcoholic goodness
Imperial stout