Bar song/anthem

[wortchillergoal]

We made up a song for Clark's Ale House one night using the scale song, from The Sound of Music. It helps to know the owner is Ray.

Dos, a beer a Mexican beer

Ray, the guy I bought it from

Mi, the guy I bought it for

Fa, a long way from the bar

So, I think I'll have a beer

La, lots and losts of beer,

Ti. no thanks I'll take a beer

which brings us back to

Dos.

[newportstorm]

Hehehehehe :D

I've come across similar ones like this:

DOUGH, the stuff that buys me beer.
RAY, the guy that sells me beer.
ME, the guy who drinks the beer.
FAR, the distance to my beer.
SO, I think I'll have a beer.
LA, la la la la la la beer.
TEA, No thanks, I'm drinking beer.
That will bring us back to... (empty glass)

D'OH!

[danno]

up here in MN we sing it "duck, duck, gray duck" instead of "duck, duck, goose"...

wait, wrong song...

DOS, a beer, a Mexican Beer,
RAY, the guy behind the bar...
ME, the guy I buy beer for,
FAR, a long way to the bar...
SO, I think I'll have a beer,
LA, lalalalala...
TEA, f$%& that - gimme a beer,
and that brings us back to....

(repeat ad naueseum depending on prior beer intake... )

[BluesHarp]

We usually just sing Monty Python's "Sit on my Face"...appropriate anywhere! :D

[steveh]

"Always look on the bright side of life..!" Oh wait, that's not too bright, is it? ;)

S.

[DreamWeaver]

Originally posted by steveh
"Always look on the bright side of life..!"

S.

I'm smiling so big right now I can't do the Whistle part! :o

[skahtboi]

Originally posted by newportstorm
Hehehehehe :D

I've come across similar ones like this:

DOUGH, the stuff that buys me beer.
RAY, the guy that sells me beer.
ME, the guy who drinks the beer.
FAR, the distance to my beer.
SO, I think I'll have a beer.
LA, la la la la la la beer.
TEA, No thanks, I'm drinking beer.
That will bring us back to... (empty glass)

D'OH!

That was an old Simpson's bit. The singer is Homer.

[staronstage]

Beer AND showtunes?! Does it get any better? :)

[wortchillergoal]

I didn't think about this being a showtune. I might get wrongly labeled again.

[staronstage]

Wrongly labeled? As what?

A beer drinker who invents funny lyrics to a song known world wide?

How will you ever recover? :eek:

[fretlessman71]

I think at one point someone accused wort of belonging to the fairer sex... and now he's a little sensitive, you know? Poor guy! ;)

[wortchillergoal]

Hey staronstage and fret, you guys crack me up. Star, you might have missed the thread were I became gay, not that there is any thing wrong with that, but not true in my case.

Thanks for the laugh guys.