retarded beer guide

[studentofbeer]

i found this on another site... one in a long line of really really stupid guides to beer.

i dont know whether to laugh or cry.

http://houseandhome.msn.com/food/beerguide0.aspx

[steveh]

I think I'll just stop at that first line...

S.

[mmmBeer...]

Someone shoot me and put me out of my misery :p

[newportstorm]

:confused: I am now dumber for having read that. Thanks!

[studentofbeer]

just trying to do my job :D

i wonder if the word "ale" means anything to the authors.

[Stodbrew]

Don't forget the all important "light premium dark pilsner bock non alcohol free lite light dark Munich style chocolate brown pilsner helles dark bock style light pilsner.":D

[threecb]

Is there anything in that article that's actually fact!?!

[fretlessman71]

I had one for lunch... it was very sweet bitter lightish darkish low alcohol with a high lever of alcohol. :rolleyes:

[threecb]

Originally posted by fretlessman71
I had one for lunch... it was very sweet bitter lightish darkish low alcohol with a high lever of alcohol. :rolleyes:

oooh, i don't think i'd like that. it sounds bitter...was it imported?

[Tweek]

Originally posted by threecb
oooh, i don't think i'd like that. it sounds bitter...was it imported?

ROFLMAO!

[steveh]

Originally posted by Stodbrew
Don't forget the all important "light premium dark pilsner bock non alcohol free lite light dark Munich style chocolate brown pilsner helles dark bock style light pilsner..."

...red, ice. ;)

S.

[hops99]

What, no beer cocktails?

[crashbobo]

Does anyone really make beer cocktails???

[skahtboi]

All I can say is what can you expect from a beer guide put together by the fine folks at Better Homes and Gardens and MSN? What the hell do either of them know about beer, other than it comes in a can?! ;)

[BluesHarp]

"Keg beer must be kept constantly at about 45 degrees so the yeast won't start working again."

Now I know what I've been doing wrong all these years....

[beerturtle]

Man, who did the research for this article and where did they do it? Some intern at the local LCD swill-hole??

[kgaugler]

"Most beers are a good companion to just about any food except dessert; they're especially good with spicy foods. Dark lager beer, however, should be limited to strong-flavored, hearty foods"

Does this mean I can't have beer FOR my dessert???:(

Did they really pay someone to write that?

[Summer]

aaaooohhssssaaaaaoooo...

i cannot say anything now... are they serious?!?

it's either really sad story or a great joke:confused:

J.

[Prankasaur]

You know....when I think of beer one name comes to mind....Better Homes and Gardens.

[brewmonkey]

Originally posted by crashbobo
Does anyone really make beer cocktails???

McCoy's in Wesport, MO (Kansas City) has beer cocktails they make.

[tj beerman]

beer is my desert when my wife orders her desert

[Beaver]

Beer is normally my main course! :D

Seriously, when I go to one of the brewpubs nearby, I only order a large hot pretzel for my meal to leave room for beer.

[threecb]

Originally posted by Prankasaur
You know....when I think of beer one name comes to mind....Better Homes and Gardens.

ROTFLMAO!