Chappelle's Show

[CottonNash]

Dave Chappelle's season premiere was hilarious. The sketch he did where he was acting like Samuel L. Jackson but was dressed like Samuel Adams from their beer commercials was classic. I have been watching it all week and can't quit laughing. I actually went out and bought a six-pack of Sam Adams in honor of it. Check this out: Sam Adams skit (http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow)

[beerturtle]

i totally agree Cotton. 'Mmm mmm, b*tch!' Chapelle is one of the only (the only?) comics on tv right now that will make fun of almost anyone or anything. God bless America, and Dave chappelle.;)

[hops99]

I previously saw this, and can't agree with you guys more. Absolutely hilarious.

"Good Mother-f'in choice, mother f'cker". Classic.

[BluesHarp]

He did a sketch a year or so ago about a blind black man who was a KKK Grand Wizard...didn't realize he was black, of course - hilarious! It's true, the man has few boundaries

[chazwicke]

Welcome cotton nash. I saw the Blind KKK thing. It was funny.

[ray m]

Thanks, CottonNash, & welcome.....that was absolutely hilarious!!

[Herb Ninja]

I decided to share some quotes:

Reporter: "So sir, now that you are rich, are you going to quit your job driving this truck?"
Guy in truck: "Truck driver? I ain't no truck driver, i'm a janitor"
Reporter: "A janitor?"
Guy in truck: "That's right, I bought this truck straight cash. And now I've got enough cigarettes to last me and my family for the rest of our lives! I'm rich biatch!" *HONK HONK*

"Tyrene and Lysol are just generally nice guys."

"I brought brownies." "Is there weed in em?"

"Haters want to hate, lovers want to love, I don't even want, none of the above, I want to piss on you, yes I do."

"The list of the worlds richest people has been released, and suprisingly bill gates has been overtaken by a man known simply as tron." "We go to him now, live." "How did you get all this money?" "Hot hands at a dice hand." "And this baby here is yours." "No, I just bought this baby cash." "Wanna do a lapdance for the worlds richest man?"

"Banagna Congnac Biatch!"

"Do you know what dog food tastes like, do ya?!?! It tastes just like it smells..... delicious!"

"Question : "Whats the craziest thing you ever did sexually."

Girl Replys: "That must have been this time in college, I had a threesome with these two guys while my sorority sisters cheered me on."

Her boyfriend: "Whats the craziest thing ive ever done sexually? I guess that would have to be sleeping with miss gangbang here without a rubber, thats it were over." "

"Only thing that will make life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat, I wanna piss on you."

[CottonNash]

I can't wait til the next show comes on this Wednesday. He's hilarious, and I can't get enough of him. I'm also stuck on Sam Adams right now too because I can't get it out of my head from the show. Good thing I like it.