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chazwicke
04-04-2008, 09:10 AM
I stumbled across this site while searching for something else.
My pirate name is:
Black Jack Flint
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from:
http://www.piratequiz.com/
MrNate
04-04-2008, 09:45 AM
Bloody Jack Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
...You can call me "BJ" for short.
Mad Scientist
04-04-2008, 10:20 AM
Mad Harry Read
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
corkybstewart
04-04-2008, 10:26 AM
My pirate name is:
Bloody Harry Vane
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occasionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
iamnick
04-04-2008, 10:49 AM
Iron Jack Bonney
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
hooky
04-04-2008, 10:59 AM
Mad Tom Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
darylM
04-04-2008, 11:28 AM
Red Davy Rackham
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
beerking
04-04-2008, 12:29 PM
Bloody Jack Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
...You can call me "BJ" for short.
Well, BJ, it seems I "outrank" you:
Captain Tom Rackham
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Now swab those decks or its that cat o'nines for you!
fretlessman71
04-04-2008, 01:07 PM
My pirate name is:
Mad William Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
DecoJuicer
04-04-2008, 02:57 PM
Bloody Tom Flint
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
My 5 year old daughter is hanging on my shoulders right now and wanted her own pirate name, so here it is:
Iron Bess Vane
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
MrNate
04-04-2008, 03:03 PM
Well, BJ, it seems I "outrank" you:
Captain Tom Rackham
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Now swab those decks or its that cat o'nines for you!
Awww, dad! Not the poopdeck again!
xtalman
04-04-2008, 03:29 PM
Iron Roger Bonney
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Who's Roger?
fretlessman71
04-04-2008, 04:54 PM
Awww, dad! Not the poopdeck again!
My brother had a poopdeck once... his dog was too lazy to make it out to the lawn. :eek: :rolleyes:
gestyr
04-04-2008, 08:22 PM
Arrr... here be Dread Pirate Vane
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occasionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
corysdad
04-04-2008, 08:39 PM
Dirty William Rackham is my pirate name,
come from a long line of Rackhams it appears.
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
DecoJuicer
04-04-2008, 09:18 PM
I have to tell you all that my beautiful little 5 year old daughter scared me when she took the pirate test. When she got to the question that asked what you would do if your true love were engaged top another, she answered, without hesitation, "KILL THEM BOTH!!! ARRRRRRGH!!!" Then started laughing hysterically. I'm hiding her cutlass tonight.
MrNate
04-05-2008, 08:37 AM
I have to tell you all that my beautiful little 5 year old daughter scared me when she took the pirate test. When she got to the question that asked what you would do if your true love were engaged top another, she answered, without hesitation, "KILL THEM BOTH!!! ARRRRRRGH!!!" Then started laughing hysterically. I'm hiding her cutlass tonight.
Aww... Kids say the darndest things!
skahtboi
04-05-2008, 09:04 AM
Well, BJ, it seems I "outrank" you:
Captain Tom Rackham
Arr. You never seen this mutiny a happenin', did ya you scurvy dog?!
Step aside fer Captain Tom Kidd.
gestyr
04-05-2008, 02:45 PM
Avast thar! September 19th every year be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arr
fretlessman71
04-05-2008, 04:14 PM
My pirate name is:
Mad William Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Hey! I just realized that I'm Billy The Kid asea! :D
corysdad
04-05-2008, 04:33 PM
I have to tell you all that my beautiful little 5 year old daughter scared me when she took the pirate test. When she got to the question that asked what you would do if your true love were engaged top another, she answered, without hesitation, "KILL THEM BOTH!!! ARRRRRRGH!!!" Then started laughing hysterically. I'm hiding her cutlass tonight.
Thats was my 12 year old sons answer also.
Don't be messin' with his girl!
SoxyinMO
04-05-2008, 04:41 PM
Xtalman, we must be related! And nick and fret! Woo hoo!
I'm Iron Charity Bonney
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
skahtboi
04-05-2008, 11:05 PM
Hey! I just realized that I'm Billy The Kid asea! :D
Insane Billy the Kid. :D
S.F.B.
04-06-2008, 02:51 PM
Captain Tom Rackham
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
S.F.B.
04-06-2008, 02:57 PM
I did the test a second time and took some of the answers a step down from the first since most people will have an inflated opinion of themselves and came up with this:
Red Morty Rackham
wortchillergoal
04-06-2008, 03:38 PM
I was Captain Jack Morgan. I could not answer all the questions as pop ads covered a few of them. Any others here have that problem?
Mad Scientist
04-07-2008, 09:03 AM
I am suprised that have been no comments about the Chruch of the Flying Spagetti Monster yet....
MrNate
04-09-2008, 11:28 AM
Avast thar! September 19th every year be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arr
Arr! That be me birthday!
gestyr
04-09-2008, 06:03 PM
I am suprised that have been no comments about the Chruch of the Flying Spagetti Monster yet....
All praise be to his noodley goodness!
Mad Scientist
04-10-2008, 08:46 AM
Aaarrrggg!!!!!! If we keep up with our pirating, perhaps we can reverse global warming....
I be...
Captain Tom Flint
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Guess I'm nobody special anymore.:(
DecoJuicer
04-11-2008, 06:40 PM
I am suprised that have been no comments about the Chruch of the Flying Spagetti Monster yet....
Just saw this. I'm ordering mine next friday.
http://valiante.plugnpay.com/cgi-bin/SoftCart.exe/scstore/p-126-CP.html?L+scstore+zvwk3760ffebb2eb+1207960311
DecoJuicer
12-07-2008, 05:11 PM
I had a Pirate Party for International Talk Like A Pirate Day this year.
Unfortunately the Captain didn't eat all day and had a bit to much grog and home brew. However, judging by the pictures, it was a great party!!
http://beer.meetup.com/193/photos/
Otis_The_Drunk
12-08-2008, 08:51 AM
Red Sam Flint
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
chazwicke
12-08-2008, 10:07 AM
Welcome back Deco.
DecoJuicer
12-08-2008, 05:39 PM
Thanks Chaz. Glad to be back.
corysdad
12-08-2008, 07:21 PM
Welcome back Deco.
Yeah good to see you back.
Did you ever fix that mini van with
the blowed up engine? ;)
DecoJuicer
12-08-2008, 09:00 PM
Yes. I got an engine from a junk yard in Wisconsin. It was $1000 shipped to my door. I actually just got it finished a few weeks ago. It's still not running 100% right though. I think that I either need to replace an o2 sensor, or adjust the timing. It's idling really rough and keeps stalling out.
Fouled Anchor
12-09-2008, 06:28 PM
Iron Roger Cash
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
HarkJohnny
12-10-2008, 01:01 PM
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Dirty Davy Roberts
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
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sounds about right. 'cept for smelling bad :D
Botoole560
12-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Dread Pirate Read
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Botoole560
12-10-2008, 10:48 PM
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Dirty Davy Roberts
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
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sounds about right. 'cept for smelling bad :D
Funny thing, I got Dirty Davy Roberts the other day when I did this, but tonight when I decided to post it, I got Dread Pirate Read. hmmmmm . . . . maybe my real first name changed without my knowing or something. . . .
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