Beer sayings, quotes and jokes

[patra7]

Beer has been an excellent source / ingredient of jokes, quotes, sayings. Post your favorite beer quotes / jokes and sayings in this thread. Try to make sure that your joke is not already posted before submitting a new one!

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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.

When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good
for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health
of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the
slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

[SeaPA]

Boy meets beer.
Boy drinks beer.
Boy meets another beer.
In today's performance, the role of boy will be played by SeaPA.

As stolen from Norm Peterson.

[hnrblbrbrn]

A man, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar...






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