Pirate Speak?

[chazwicke]

CLIPPER CITY BEER INVITES YOU TO JOIN US FOR 'TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY'
Sept. 19th is National Talk Like A Pirate Day

Clipper City Brewing Company, brewers of the Heavy Seas brand, is a proud
supporter and hopes that all those aspiring pirates will join us next
Tuesday at Max's on Broadway located at 731 South Broadway in Fells Point
from 6pm - 8pm on September 19th.
We dare all ye mates, scallywags and wenches to get together for a genuine
pirate fiasco of pillaging and plundering. Admission is FREE to all and will
include some fun activities for all ye mateys including:
Talk Like a Pirate Competition - Anyone can enter and will be required to
talk in "Piratese".
Take a Picture with a Pirate or Wench - Anyone coming can have their picture
taken with their favorite pirate or wench.
Dress Like a Pirate - For those landlubbers that dress like a pirate,
Clipper City Brewing Co. will be giving away free t-shirts and promotional
items, while supplies last.

[MeridianFC]

Arrgh, sounds like 't be a guid night, arrrgh, but I'll no be layin' anchor there.

[chazwicke]

Did ye hear about the new pirate movie?

It's rated.........AARRRRRHHHH!!!!

[Seymour]

Originally posted by chazwicke
Did ye hear about the new pirate movie?

It's rated.........AARRRRRHHHH!!!!

:p

Thanks. I almost choked on my burrito. That's one of my favorite jokes.

[HogieWan]

A pirate walks into a bar, and the barkeep says "Excuse me, cap'n, but did you know that you've got your ship's wheel stuck in your pantaloons?"

"Aye," says the pirate, "that thing be drivin' me nuts!"

[zoom6zoom]

Might just check it out. But first I have to stop at the H-Arrrrrdware store, then it's off to lunch at Arrrrrrrby's.