If an Imperial Stout Black Bear and a...

[Wrigleyvet]

If an Imperial Stout Blackbear armed with a jagged broken growler, were to run into a Brown Ale Brown Bear armed with a thirst and a coconut salmon sandwich who would win the cooler of Alaskan's Smoked Porter?

[newportstorm]

I would. And I'd enjoy bear steaks with that case of Smoked Porter. ;)

[Mill Rat]

Originally posted by newportstorm
I would. And I'd enjoy bear steaks with that case of Smoked Porter. ;)

I doubt that I'd enjoy bear steaks. Bear meat is nasty, greasy stringy stuff that needs a lots of work to turn it into something beyond barely edible. I like the way you think, though. No sense dumping good beer in bears. I do recall an article, maybe about a year ago, about a bear that invaded a campsite and drained all the cans of a semi-decent brew, but left the B-M-C cans except for one alone.

[DecoJuicer]

I've had bear steaks, and I thought that they were pretty darn tasty. Of course, I didn't do all of the prep to them.

[dparsons]

Originally posted by Mill Rat
I do recall an article, maybe about a year ago, about a bear that invaded a campsite and drained all the cans of a semi-decent brew, but left the B-M-C cans except for one alone.

Now there is the answer. Bears can't open bottles, only cans. So newportstorm would get the beer after the bears gave up and left. This problem has now entered the realm of reality. ;)

[HogieWan]

Originally posted by Mill Rat
I doubt that I'd enjoy bear steaks. Bear meat is nasty, greasy stringy stuff that needs a lots of work to turn it into something beyond barely edible.

I bet a long cooking next to a charcoal fire for ~5-6 hours would work