Milwaukeean Joe Kirschbaum does not buy chocolate beer.
Further the Journal Sentinel reports:
Or beer that smells like flowers.
“If you are at a Packers game and you are drinking a glass of flowers, c’mon!” says Joe. “You just don’t do that.”
This fun look at new-flavored beers was inspired by Miller’s announcement it is rolling out Frederick Miller Classic Chocolate Lager.
Columnists Mike Nichols continues:
If you’re drinking a real beer, the only thing that improves with age is the woman sitting at the bar next to you.
What sort of woman, by the way, goes out with a guy who sniffs his beer?
Now you’re getting personal.